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Duck Demotivational Poster

ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

TAGS: duck fear
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Peter

zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:58 pm
(Not really.)
zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:52 pm
It's REAL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMe3BxYagA
Clem - February 2, 2009, 11:51 pm
YAY for Gary Larson!

DUCKFACE - The ugly truth

TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:58 pm
Actually my first thought was a can of spray paint to give that pumpkinhead a human skin tone.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.

JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface

ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you

TAGS: duck face fail at life
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by crazyman

carebear - March 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 16, 2012, 5:22 pm
On the positive side, duck lips may cushion the blow a little if the airbag in the steering wheel pops out...
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:38 am
@carebear a duck in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:24 pm
I said it before I'll say it again... Goddam duckface... 'nuff said


TAGS: miranda kerr ducks duckface
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by darthvader

GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:19 am
Lol, Sho
Sho - April 10, 2012, 12:56 am

BLUE DUCK - da ba dee da ba die

TAGS: blue duck humor humour
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Blue Duck

Roamer - October 10, 2008, 5:54 pm
Pfft, Blue Duck is for posers. All hail Afro Duck... (I'll post it later)
Truth Teller - October 10, 2008, 4:18 pm
I has a blue duck... Your argument is invalid.
Billy - October 10, 2008, 4:15 pm
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 18, 2008, 12:57 am
Yeah, I'm like Horton the elephant from Horton Hears A Who, except I only hear, you know...voices.
LogicDude - September 17, 2008, 4:35 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation Front means what he says and says what he means!


TAGS: ducki watch phobia
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:27 am
Love the Far Side reference.
Sho - May 14, 2012, 6:03 am
I think the only way to get rid of that phobia is to get to know that duck personally lol
dy2012 - May 14, 2012, 5:16 am
they should check out a quack dr if they have duck phobia :)
Sho - May 13, 2012, 11:43 pm
Good. I want everyone to think of my posters even when they are not on Motifake
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:43 pm
That’s 5ucked up, Sho…makin’ my food all scary’n 5hit

DUCT TAPE - Has a New Spokesperson

TAGS: rebecca black duct tape duck
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Konpriest

FervorCoulee - September 9, 2012, 9:00 pm
Round, round we go...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:02 pm
General Hand Granade is a cool song, but yer right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
Did you say I like Trooper?....them's fightin words.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:25 pm
That's our Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He's such a trooper.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:04 pm
But then Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo would be heart- broken.
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
We can only hope...
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
Youtube search Rebecca Black
palmat - April 12, 2011, 5:39 am
let's hope he'll take her on his planet.
Sean - April 11, 2011, 12:26 pm
Sean - April 11, 2011, 11:41 am
Don't no one answer that question. Dude's obviously here on a recon mission from another plantet -- one that doesn't get the internets.
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:26 am
who is that lady, and is she really that irritating?
Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:34 pm
I love this one. And I've got this song on my iphone ... just in case I need to torture someone to get information, or in case I forget the sequence of some of the later days of the week -- which has also happened form time to time.
Konpriest - April 9, 2011, 5:30 pm
This is the first one I've ever made. I likes it!!


DUCKFACE - only cute on babies

TAGS: duckface babies
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by alethia

M0rd3kaI - March 25, 2012, 7:22 pm
lol, 2 of the ugliest things to ever walk the earth... duckface and babies...
SteveFurlong - March 25, 2012, 9:56 am
Is she crooning to Mommy or getting ready to nurse? 5 cuties


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by jesterer

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am



TAGS: the bomb duck and cover
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:02 pm
We did this a few years ago at an ADULT education school; shut down the whole building and scared the shit out of everyone. The cause: One unarmed 19yo who'd been flunked out of his GED course, yelling angrily in the parking lot. FFS...
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:01 pm
Nowadays they do "Terrorist drills". Everyone hides with their backs against the interior wall, locks the door, and turns out the lights. Basically we pretend the classroom is empty, even if they peek in the door window.
GaryO - February 11, 2012, 11:46 am
Dang, I remember those desks! They were new
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:41 pm
When I was a child once a month the town's fire siren would blow and we'd hide under our desks. I remember doing this up until second grade.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 8:49 pm
The British were nearer the source and far better prepared. Take the doors off all the rooms and make a den under the stairs. Then pile up all the top soil from your garden all around it. Guaranteed to make you wish it hadn't been a false alarm.
falloutghoul - January 7, 2012, 9:18 pm
"When the All-Clear sounded, I can get up, go out to the playground, AND MELT!"
FreeGunsForAll - January 5, 2012, 10:26 pm
Jeez, you're making it sound like doing that wasn't safe or something.
maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:26 pm
The Air Raid Sirens Were The Worst !!
Reality Lord - January 5, 2012, 5:35 pm

i remember these drills as well. i remember the air raid sirens. scarey shit man.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 5, 2012, 5:15 pm
Well you have to admit, if the radiation& blast don't kill you, the desks could have protected you from the debris
champ99 - January 5, 2012, 3:57 pm
I did it as a child and I am still here so I guess it worked!
Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:44 pm
I guess hiding under a desk is just vaguely better than sitting on your chair waiting for impending doom and all...
Airman - January 5, 2012, 1:08 pm
I did these as a kid.. we were told they worked. LOL. Lewis Black said he might as well have been a rump roast
falloutghoul - January 5, 2012, 12:50 pm
I remember Lewis Black did a skit about this, and it was funny. 5 from me.
MPsniper - January 4, 2012, 7:38 pm
duck...... and cover
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:45 pm
I Remember That, Sad Stuff
the1stCOMMI3 - January 4, 2012, 5:42 pm
The old drills sound more like a "you're f**ck'd" type of drill


TAGS: evil duck
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Airman

DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!

THE DUCK MAN - Was totally cock blocked by Andrew McCarthy

TAGS: pretty in pink jon cryer duckie
Rating: 2.81/5
Chopperliscious - May 13, 2009, 6:20 am
Meh - he - WE all got to see Molly Ringwald nakies in years to come. One of the few good things the ninties had to offer - Mollie nakies!
Ag218 - November 10, 2008, 12:09 pm
The Senator?



TAGS: ducklings language attitude
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:19 pm
MissPriss - June 21, 2012, 1:19 am
Thanks but I can't take all the credit the poor little dude worked hard for that pic :)
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:36 am
Awesome! 5 gold Lions for you!
Sho - June 18, 2012, 11:37 pm
You tell 'em bro

RUBBER DUCKIES - They're not just for bath time anymore

DUCKFACE - Who's really looking anyway?

TAGS: duckface girl hot cute blonde
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by mdr80

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:25 pm
dudeishehot - March 5, 2012, 2:33 pm
I'm sorry, all I heard was post-op, and that indicates free game, but regardless you ruined the FAP. Well played, sir.
MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 5:08 pm
The only person who would wear that dress with those undies is a post-op transexual......I dunno maybe not true, but I just ruined your FAP truedat truedat
MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 5:07 pm
quack quack ninja cat
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 8:13 am
Ladiethz ladiethz, no comment on the faux Gucci?
mariand - March 1, 2012, 4:36 am
as usual, we spy only the forbiden places...
HallieMarie - March 1, 2012, 3:28 am
Do I spy green undies??
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:04 pm
yeah, right...what face?

SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!


TAGS: nine ducklings humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Sho - February 27, 2012, 8:00 pm
I can quack to thi5

GET YOUR DUCKS IN A ROW - All of them, Honey.

TAGS: duck
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

DUCK-FACES - They freak me out too.

TAGS: duck face
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by DaXiao

POOR LITTLE RUBBER DUCK - Have you no heart?

Plenty of Fish -


TAGS: duck face birds baby duckface
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

SecretAngel - June 8, 2012, 6:06 pm
kinda true
Sho - June 7, 2012, 12:23 am
My younger days
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 9:54 pm
And obviously I can't spell worth a darn while doing it either;)
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 8:15 pm
Well, actually I giving you a pouty, duckface as we speak and it's looks...well kinda bad. So no.
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:42 pm
come on, steve... there must be some other times...lol

TURDUCKEN - Not quite as cool as the BEERTITSANBACON

Another Selfie Gone Haywire -

TAGS: duckface elmer fudd
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 12:37 pm
In Elmer's defense, I would of mistaken her for Daffy too!
ughomer - February 3, 2014, 10:23 am
Elmer: You Dewtty Wotten Wat!
Silverheart - February 3, 2014, 9:44 am

Rabbit season... duck season... 5L for the ug-man


RACISM - ...Where Ducks Go Bad...

TAGS: ducks niggers black race racism
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Jamie Shepard

Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:33 am
That and once you say something like this, you are fucked.
Kada - June 26, 2009, 11:59 pm
Tts because I'm yellow isn't it?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIK - Roses r red, violets r blue! Just a little poster to say happy b-day and I love you!!!

TAGS: from your duck scrubber
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by MO

agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:14 am
LMAO! That's what I'm talking about!
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:14 am
All kidding aside...what's my fav drink?
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:13 am
LOL!! That's niiiice!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:08 am
What? No Riunite on ice?
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:07 am
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:06 am
I'll just assume you've had too many midori sours tonight.
MO - July 26, 2010, 2:03 am
Well that just warms that cockles of my heart!!! (that's really gay, but i've always wanted to say it, and untill now I've really never found a situation that called for that much gayness......) But seriously.....thanks. Miss you fuckers too!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:01 am
All kidding aside... it's good to see you around again. A lot has gone on... don't know how much you are aware of. We'll have to fill you in whenever you decide to stay for more than a weekend.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:59 am
You're greatly missed here... and don't think that you're just throwin' a bone once a month here! We want more!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:57 am
I'm dreading the day....websensen hasn't hit my AOR yet. Not that I've been on much at work lately.....but still to take down logic? That's just a tragedy in and of itself.......miss ya buddy!!!!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:55 am
Soon as I get some god damn help at work....I'm gonna be back on a more permanent basis. Don't hate. I'd be here non-stop if I could.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:52 am
Selfish bitch!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:52 am
Well, hell... you manage to stay away more than those who have been lost to WebSense!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:50 am
And BTW....quickies is all I can manage with you hookers now~ You know this site is like crack!! "Every time I think I'm out...THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!"
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:47 am
DAmn, dude! That's some serious commitment after moving to Cali... lots of beach to comb.
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:46 am
Nah! I left her ass in Jersey. But she's comin out for good in Octoberish....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:42 am
Speaking of HNIK, did she come with you, or did you abandon her like you did us... just dropping by for quickies?
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:41 am
Ha! Regular, indeed. The crew is a bit bigger, and we're suffering witdrawls from several... including you. MWLF isn't around, nor is Logic... but he's making an attempt to be around a bit more. Still... we aren't patrollling the streets like we used to.
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:41 am
Oh I'm still In.....they made the mistake of promoting my sorry ass. Now I'm the HNIC of my engine room and I've got a shit ton to learn before I can start whippin my bad news bears into shape.....
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:39 am
I have been checking in every now and then...seems the crew has grown by a few......and the timmys have come and gone. Good to see the regulars are.....staying regular...
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:39 am
A real job? What, you aren't USCG?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:35 am
put an o after that n....
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:35 am
N sir! I went and got me a real job that has soaked up all of my free time....I drink as much as I can in the 3 hours I have off....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:34 am
It's always the same.... you bait me in, then leave me wanting. LOL!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:33 am
LOLMAO!! I'm not talkin posters...I'm joshin with you about how long it usually takes to just get your acknowlegement after my usual absence....I gotta blab away for a few weeks till you feel i'm gonna hang......and then.....poof....gone again!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:29 am
I just figured you got to California, and slid into the snob-nose culture.... too good for motifaking now. Either that, or you stopped drinking.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:29 am
Two weeks? TWO WEEKS? You're flattering yourself! You ain't never around!!! Let me see... one poster made in April... only one poster in May... Hmmmmm... nothing in June or July... and I ain't counting this one, joker!
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:28 am
Oh yeah....what's fricken even weirder is......I grew up here.....snot the same...
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:27 am
What's a shock is that my mentor and bestest motifaker hasn't shunned me for a two week break in period......jeebus Aggy!! That has to be the record!!! *sniff*
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:25 am
LOL! Culture shock, ain't it?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:24 am
Ayup! And It's damn weird.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 1:23 am
LMAO!!!! Well, if it ain't the Beverly Hillbilly! Move to Cali yet?
MO - July 26, 2010, 1:22 am
Happy birthday muffin!!! Damn.... I'm too lazy to make a new poster.....LOVE YA!!!
MO - December 29, 2009, 3:46 am
And in case anyone's still confused aboot who the hell Jeffey is? This was just some random pic I found while searching for a B-day poster for NIK. (you all good now Mooooo?)
MO - November 2, 2009, 6:29 pm
Imunna go with post-fake!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 10:54 am
Does it make it easier when the ducks are in a row?.......does it save time ...and lubricant?.....or is there some kind of limit, Like during hunting season, Still confused.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:28 pm
I think 6 flags refer to the Ambien butterflies fluttering around his head.
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:27 pm
Make a list...i'll address them one at a time.....gotta get my ducks in a row...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 4:27 pm
I think you have only confused me more MO....Jeffey is Nik?....what did you do to the duck?
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
Have a great weekend Mo, cause on monday you may have to translate a number of comments.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:22 pm
Enjoy 6 flags, lunatic!
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:21 pm
Talking to said GF on the telly I'd be faking instead of paying attention....and good lord....I'm going to 6 flags!!! See yuz guys on Monday!!!
MO - August 1, 2009, 4:20 pm
Jeffey. Good lord I'm confused!! How bout u guys? So looong story short. I got duck off red wine (in a box) was extremely mean to my GF (jeffey) and hence here we are. Jacuzzi? I thought I was taking flack (quack) for being on motifake. In the past when..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:40 am
Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight light, and the red balloon..."
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:34 am
Take it easy, Haar.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:34 am
MOOOOWHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! That's a viking buhbye...i think...Bye Haarkkk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:33 am
night Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:33 am
I work out of my car. I often have to be somewhere but have no real "work" to do....so I watch Tv on my laptop.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
Who is Lag?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
LMFAO!!! Mooooo... adapting, adjusting, overcoming (at their house)
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:32 am
Lag is killing me. I'm out. TTYL.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
I find that a girl who is good at oral is more effective than Ambien.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
funny. we were just talking aboot passed out girlfriends at poker.....apparently my friends want me to stop hanging around their places at night.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:31 am
Animal Planet? Maybe the 2/1 cup video I saw differs from your version.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
Always pissed me off, my wife can do that too. I toss and turn forever.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
Ummmmm.... I'm guessing you like sneaking underage girls into drive-in movies?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:30 am
food network? No, more like "animal planet"
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:29 am
Nothing says fun like a passed-out girlfriend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:29 am
Actually. If you look in my trunk there are snacks,movies, space heaters and at least 80 feet of extension cord.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
Oh I'll splain further....that woman will fall asleep in a hurricane!!! Not kidding. We get home and not 5 minutes later....out like a......comfy girl....thank god I'm the only one that snors...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
Hell, mooooo.... by now, it's just like watching the food network, right?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:28 am
That sucks. TTH is good people.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
The mooooo survival kit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
I'm desensitizing myself by watching 2 girls 1 cup over and over.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:27 am
A lot of fake tits here.... it seem mountanous, but it's not. Easy mistake to make, Haar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
I tether my Blackberry to get net in the middle of nowhere.....but mostly I watch porn.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
Besides, I can't talk.... I'm half falling asleep at 12:30.... just pathetic.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:26 am
Well hell. I don't know why, but I always thought Vegas was on Mountain, not Pacific. Doh.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:25 am
Oh yeah.... time zones. I was referring to Nik alrerady being asleep earlier... oh, nevermind. I'll just let the joke bomb on it's own without further explanation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:25 am
Trash has no laptop...so he's pretty well fucked... 12 hours with very little to do.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
I went through a lapse in spelling over the last two weeks. Getting back on track now.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
Great for isolated folks.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
Agg..I know it's only midnight your time....I"m working on tree-terdy here..sooookay bust out the sippy cap!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:24 am
LOL.... tryin' to push it off on someone else, Haar?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:23 am
If a birthday is going to be cut unintentionally short, and sprinkled with irritation, shouldn't you be the one who fell asleep early, MO?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 3:23 am
I've a satellite DSL hook up I'll sell him, cheap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:22 am
Fucking Nazi's ...always alert.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:22 am
No one to ralk to? What, he's Scooby Doo now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
TTH is in the middle of nowhere...no DSL...no one to ralk to....hell, No bathroom....He's been calling to bitch.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:21 am
There are those lapses in comment response... but it's way past Seany-poo's bed time.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:20 am
who der??
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 3:20 am
Not asleep, but I'm in need of it.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:19 am
SEE? Mention a mofo and there they go........commenting while you're typin trash.....TRASH???? AGGY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 3:19 am
Knock, Knock.
MO - July 26, 2009, 3:17 am
CCCCCOMBO....never mind!!! I like to switch it up every now and then....funny.....I wonder around this time who is passed out at their computers....Sean? Harrk? Where'd ja go? Moooooo I'm not even gonna mention your name...you may just knock on my door...
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:50 am
Pssst! NIK. I think MO knows about Jeffrey. Better down low it for a tad hon. He'll soon come to think he just imagined it. His insecurity is your biggest ally. P.S. I need a good pool boy, can I have his #? I mean, yer not using him for a bit ....
MO - July 25, 2009, 5:42 pm
Fred's ded. Nobody here but Jeffey...
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 5:40 pm
Nik - July 25, 2009, 4:37 pm
Awww!! That's so sweet Hank!! I mean MO. Thank You!!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:03 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Happy Birthday Nik! (AKA, Jeffrey)
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 3:13 pm
Good one MO...Happy B-Day Nik!!!
Surri-Sama - July 25, 2009, 2:29 pm
This is sweet...to bad fools will probably bash it :|

Janice -


TAGS: ducks
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:29 pm
Thanks guys.
culos - August 12, 2010, 5:18 am
Me too!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:12 pm
Ok, I'll admit it... I laughed hard. 5L

CATHOLIC DUCKS - Don't believe in birth control

TAGS: ducks catholic babies
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

forseti - May 4, 2010, 4:39 pm

WHERE'S DADDY? - He left for Ice Cream 2 days ago...bastard!

TAGS: duck
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - February 18, 2010, 7:15 am
That One Chick - the formative years, sure explains why she doesn't like ice creams (and clowns)

DUCK TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING - Bear attacked the plane flew in two new wheels and a case of duck tape

TAGS: airplane duck tape duct tape
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by alohadude2

ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 12:57 am
True enough. Duct tape rules!!!
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:52 pm
I've seen this done up by churchill


TAGS: yes mooooooo i know these are ducks
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
...Rerun can provide an answer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
I love late night random posters...Those ARE geese, Lemmings are NOT suicidal, And WHY did you make this? I get to use past problems with alcohol to excuse my ignorance to the reasoning behind this poster...so I trust that good old sober and reliable...
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:51 pm
We could use one of those crossing guards on State St. A shepherd's crook would be better, as the geese like to take their time once they begin crossing the road.
rerun - November 9, 2010, 7:21 pm

Even better, the news site I got it from said they were ducks.....all I know about ducks is they taste great, Peking style
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Actually, they be geese. 5

DONALD DUCK - Get away from me you damn hoe

TAGS: donald duck get away hoe
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:36 pm
From the Financial Fable. Scrooge's money is hidden in a gigantic corn-crib, but a cyclone "redistributes" it. When everybody's got a share, nobody works except Scrooge. Soon, he's got the only food available to buy.

THE DARKSIDE - Celebrating diversity since 1162!

TAGS: darkside darth vader darkwing duck dark knight
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

AD - October 17, 2009, 4:50 am
Is motifake going to be taken over by stormfronters like ebaum and ytmnd were in times past? It looks like it.
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:44 pm
Based on the votes I don't think anyone really looked at the pic and thought about it...this is a nugget of gold MWLF! 5 flashlight-carrying Leos.
SD-619-II - October 15, 2009, 2:53 pm
Where's Cthulhu?
rogueagent - October 15, 2009, 2:41 pm
Darkwing Duck is not a bad guy.

ALWAYS INSPECT THE CLAM - When the time is right you don't want to find out it has a big muscle.

TAGS: hermaphrodite geoduck clam
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by pieman

R.S.Jake - February 5, 2010, 5:52 pm
Gooey Ducks! FTW!

EPIC FOWL - Flap, Smack, Bitch, Quack

TAGS: epic fowl quack duck
Rating: 2.98/5

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Jen - October 5, 2008, 11:09 pm
Flip, smack, bitch!
Captain Douchebag - September 30, 2008, 12:06 am
Huh..That IS a good title. Thanks, MWLF! I'll be sure you get some guest spots.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 11:14 pm
So you're the Inevitable Captain Douchebag? Great title for your comic book.
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:24 pm
Oh, I'd have come into being eventually.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 6:31 pm
Hell, we even have a Captain Douchebag! If he didn't exist, we'd have to invent him!
Sar - September 29, 2008, 5:32 pm
What an idiot. Thanks for telling us it has more than one meaning. pmsl
Ton - September 29, 2008, 5:27 pm
... douchebag ratio. lol
Ton - September 29, 2008, 5:26 pm
A like what you did there, try to patronise without having a clue. You felt the need to tell the poster, and anyone else that this was a pun? It has multiple meaning? And in a Patronising way? LOL Unbelievable. Christ this site is has an insanely high dou
db - September 27, 2008, 6:46 pm
i like what you did there, a little play on words, a little pun huh

DUCK FACE - Ladies, this is how it looks to us dudes!

TAGS: duckface
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by stateoffukedupness

steve1961 - April 10, 2013, 10:49 am
LOL! Sho, you quack me up.
GaryO - April 10, 2013, 8:44 am
Well, I may be one sick puppy, because I’m rather attracted. My brain is going wild with imagination of accommodating pleasure. I can’t take my eyes off them. So tell me, WHERE DOES ONE GET HATS LIKE THAT??!!
Sho - April 10, 2013, 12:39 am
This very offensive to my people
Greeny - April 9, 2013, 3:52 pm
Kinda hard to snorkel when your face uber floats
steve1961 - April 9, 2013, 3:32 pm
Don't be such a baby, Sho...I thought you liked Horror!
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 3:06 pm
They look like a monkey's *ss: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Rh1YLnSpsL8/T7eJpf_eQfI/AAAAAAAABUA/HD1FI3FOJPc/s1600/monkey+red-ass-+1.jpg
Sho - April 9, 2013, 1:44 pm
Oh god why


SEPARATED AT BIRTH - Duckman's Lost Son, Jay Cutler


WOLVERINE - If You Love Something, Let It Go RIP Rubber Ducky 1899-2011

Skiing -


TAGS: this ducks
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by spacedog

crankyhead - November 6, 2010, 1:23 pm
lesterinside - November 5, 2010, 10:30 pm
Very true space, Self preservation. LOL @ Ice, "Status Quack" Coz we ain't no chicken!.
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 10:18 pm
And why did the duck cross the road? To prove he's no chicken....... It ain't much but it's all I had.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

JAZZ VS ROCK - Both are popular forms of music But NOTHING fills the dance floor like Disco

TAGS: disco duck
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by gil

GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 9:38 am
excellent caption 5 hustlin' mallards
ICEMAN - December 6, 2009, 2:03 am
Well duck that!!! Heh, heh, heh.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:23 pm
Love the poster; hate Rick Dees. 5Ls
BuZZbomb - December 5, 2009, 8:07 pm
WOW! That was a LONG way to get to a short joke! 5L's!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 1:56 pm
Saturday Morning 5er
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 1:55 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOO Gil. Christ, I'll be singing that song the rest of the day now!!!!

SHOWING OFF - It rarely impresses the ladies

TAGS: duck you
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Airman - December 31, 2009, 12:18 pm
now one of my favorites
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:17 am
Well just cuz it don't work for you...............
agdaniele - December 30, 2009, 11:23 pm
Don't that the truth?

DISCRIMINATION - It Happens To Ducks Too.


TAGS: life upside down ducks cubbybears favorite position lol
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 10:22 pm
Shoopdahwoop, I hate you
Shoopdahwoop - May 19, 2010, 10:20 pm
Hate me for being a grammar Nazi, but it should be once IN a while.

Change -

TAGS: demotivational duck
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jon2xc

Dances in Underwear - September 24, 2008, 6:18 am
The duck doesn't seem to really mind.






TAGS: duck story
Rating: 4.71/5

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Swampfox - October 30, 2012, 4:30 am
I gave it a 4 because you left out the pancake.
GaryO - October 22, 2012, 9:33 am
Yeah, I like this one too. It’s just obscure enough, and Warner Brothers funny to the twisted mind of this ol’ geezer….reminds me of my effort SEAGULL IN REPOSE of which really didn’t so as well as I’d hoped….good one DP. Yeah, 5L
Sho - October 21, 2012, 6:09 pm
We just want to be different. 5Lols
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2012, 4:48 pm
I'm not sure what it is about this poster. But I like it. 5L



DUCKS ON THE RUN - And the HORROR begins....lock all your doors!

TAGS: ducks
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - May 8, 2010, 5:33 pm
Doesn't it look like the beginning of a really great horror movie?
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
My girlfriend and I like to travel up to Napa valley every year..... for the running of the ducks. The ducks who don't survive, become pillows. The people who die during the event... we just laugh at. But,it's wine country... and nothing mixes better.

DONALD DUCK STYLE - A new look that will quack you up!

THIS COULD BE THE BEST 007 MOVIE YET. - Here, take my money, just take it and give me a theater ticket, the DVD, the soundtrack, and the video game!

BEAAATCH - Duck my sick !!!

VIRTUAL NATURE - Outdoors, you have been replaced.

OK.... - There are rules that say I need to kill you. Do you understand that my little duckys??

TAGS: kitten ducky kill
Rating: 3.05/5

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Woodywood03a - February 1, 2010, 2:02 am
I turn a lovely picture in to death. I need a beer.....
TheGoat - January 31, 2010, 3:31 pm
Such a cute little kitty...

STUPIDITY - How can she be in the kitchen making you a sandwich When she's ducktaped to the wall?

TAGS: stupidity sandwich woman chauvenist ducktape
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

kenny - April 29, 2009, 4:47 pm
yay sammich!

Afroduck -

TAGS: hail afroduck lol
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Roamer

ohai - July 23, 2009, 7:12 am
yeh, afroduck is WAY more awesome than that stupid hypnoto.... ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 3:35 pm
It's WABBIT SEASON, mutha fucka!!!!

IN A ROW - My Ducks Are

TAGS: baby ducks bathtub
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by thdogg

Zagato - April 2, 2010, 10:23 pm
why do i find this funny?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 8:56 pm
Did someone here request this pic?

WILL YOU BE MY MOMMA? - Now isn't that cute? The little fellow wants us to be his momma!


TAGS: ducky
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 20, 2010, 6:45 pm
Thanks guys.
Airman - October 20, 2010, 6:36 pm
this is great!
DominusDraco - October 20, 2010, 6:28 pm
Motivational indeed
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:25 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 2:37 am
It's work like this that get's you early promotion to Greybeard. The rest of you bastards can learn something from Spacedog.



TAGS: duck duck goosed
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2010, 6:57 am
Epic, everyone knows at least one of those.
Knightshade - July 29, 2010, 4:41 am



TAGS: duck and cover
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 11:52 pm
3 lines and demotivational. well within the guidelines.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:23 pm
Jokes aren't motifakes!!!....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Feasibly - April 19, 2010, 10:08 pm
You're talkin' about fingers, right? 5L
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:31 pm
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:31 pm
short strokin' is for... "It ain't kilt, unless it's to the hilt"...I never understood that Scotish saying till now


TAGS: duck walks into a bar
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Mr. Shiny - April 30, 2010, 5:08 am
Man, this one made me laugh hard. 5.
MO - April 21, 2010, 9:22 am
Love it!! I tell a G rated version to the kids, but it's a grocer and Jeffey's asking for gwapes. Got any gwapes!
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
Anything - April 20, 2010, 10:32 pm
i don't rate joke posters, since they are full of unoriginality, but i still laugh ..
Anything - April 20, 2010, 10:32 pm
i don't rate joke posters, since they are full of unoriginality, but i still laugh ..
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 9:58 pm

THE AFLAC DUCK - He was mighty tasty!

TAGS: duck
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 11:56 am
For some reason wild duck always tasted like cow heart to me. seriously.
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:40 am
wild ducks taste a lot different than ones from a farm
R.S.Jake - February 17, 2010, 10:43 am
Very Greasy, very rich taste. Tastes like whatever it was eating...don't eat duck that hangs out by the sewage ponds. That's what I heard at least...
Cubbybear - February 17, 2010, 1:23 am
Think of it like an all dark meat turkey with crispy skin
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 11:44 pm
What does duck taste like anyways? No one serves duck out where I live. Is it just like Chicken or...?


DUCK! - (there's something coming...)

TAGS: duck
Rating: 2.45/5
Banjaxed - August 4, 2008, 7:59 pm

WALT DISNEY - That's what happens when you hire Hannibal Lecter.

TAGS: donald duck hannibal lecter ice cream disney
Rating: 2.43/5

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Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Mmmmm chilled ducky brains

THE APOCALYPSE - Revelations never mentioned this!

PERVERT - What Else Where You Looking For?

NO! - This is murder!

TAGS: ducks
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Grey

MeanGene - November 12, 2008, 10:48 am
Hey, my friend took this picture in his baracks shower, lol. Real creative dude. STEWWWWWIE!!!!

HEIN GRAMMAR UND SPEELING! - Learn 'meant' and use question mark! ... Alert Nazi is alert.

ACTUALLY - It's homicide

Things I Learned Growing Up -

Scrooge McDuck -


TAGS: groucho and magic word duck
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:31 am
He one of my all time favorites
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:37 pm
I can see it now….’Oh, a card…from a sweet little cute duck……GNAAAAAAH!!...MOTHER OF GOD!!!’
Sho - October 3, 2012, 8:48 pm
Yeah why not. They just need the right motivation. You know, when they are sleeping? People tend to remember well the things that happen in the middle of the night when it's dark. it's the least I can do for making a poster with me in it
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 8:43 pm
Would ya, Sho?...perhaps a card (and thank you)
Sho - October 3, 2012, 8:37 pm
They turned you down? Maybe I should have a word with them for you >=]. 5 and fav'd
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:13 am
Yeah, they turned me down…kept getting’ tripped up over the words…’Would you like a card for that, bag?’….oh, you don’t mean counter sales….(thank you Miss P)
MissPriss - October 2, 2012, 11:50 pm
My God Gary...you really should stop stalling and take that job at Hallmark Greetings! A 5L birthday card indeed teehee and happiest happy birthday julius!

FREEZE WARNING - Mercury Expected to Drop to 23 Degrees Farenheit.

Happy Happy HAPPY -

TAGS: duck
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 625James

maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 10:03 pm
The Truth That Hurts .
maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 8:39 am
What's With THis World Now You Can't Say You're Mind .


TAGS: duck girl
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Thedge - October 19, 2014, 6:58 pm
Sorry, am in regression therapy.
Thedge - October 19, 2014, 6:57 pm
No goose? When I was a kid, it went, "Duck, duck, duck... GOOSE !", and then we would pinch the girls on their aspiring modeling careers.
Sho - October 19, 2014, 3:20 pm
Good times

Moby Duck -

TAGS: duck whalers
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - March 14, 2014, 8:51 am
Can't touch this.

Suspicion -


TAGS: ducklings ducklips silly humans humor
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

steve1961 - August 22, 2013, 4:07 pm
This explains Sho's behaviour...


THE JOURNEY - SHO still says 'Are We There Yet' in his sleep

TAGS: sho rubber duckies
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sho - March 17, 2012, 1:02 pm
I 5till wonder how I am the only one that ended up on Motifake
mariand - March 16, 2012, 4:47 pm
lol... the resemblance is shocking

Rubber Duck -

TAGS: boys warlike rubber duck pisttol
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Ism

dy2012 - May 5, 2013, 4:59 pm
At sea,on land.Sho is making a BANG!
Sho - May 3, 2013, 1:54 am
Haha thank you and I know how you feel. I've been through that too. But don't be afraid to try. That's how you get even better
Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:45 am
TY :D Sho I am Honored... I try to stay Humorous.. but I love your Gift for the Morbid, Aberrant, & Abnormal Motifakes... I have 4-5 Posters unfinished saved.. yet fear to post.. Afraid they will be Used Against me during a "Court Ordered Evaluation"
Sho - May 2, 2013, 11:39 pm
Boys will be boys eh? 5Lols

ANIMAL MARATHONS - When flocking is simply no better than a wild goose chase.

TAGS: ducks geese flock marathon sportts
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

ughomer - January 4, 2013, 6:59 pm
Funny as Hell!!!


TAGS: one creepy duck
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 3, 2012, 8:50 am
Ah yes, when the amateurs fill my establishments and send me home. Yeah, they be a comin’
falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:40 am
I can't wait to see more of these bar moments on Saint Patrick's Day. XD
Greeny - December 1, 2012, 1:14 pm
rerun - December 1, 2012, 12:03 pm

MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 10:46 am
Ah the table has turned...belated Happy Thanksgiving Sho...but next year find some leaner birds teehee. As usual nice 5L job Gary
Sho - December 1, 2012, 10:46 am
Heheh I ju5t like to watch...